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.Oh Yeah Gurl. .Oh Yeah Gurl.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A Stunning Tale Which Will Be Retold For Centuries

At last, this pulchritudinous flash has come to fruition after all these long months. In all honesty I was beginning to think it would never be completed and ascend to its rightful place at the very peak of the NG top 50, yet it has! This is truly a day of celebration.

As for the flash itself, I especially adored the romantic tension you built between our protagonist Rob and the strong, yet feminine Christina. Their astonishing quest to put an end to their reptilian overlord's grip on the balls of mankind truly touched my soul and left me staggering on the edge of my seat throughout this brilliant fast-paced thrill-ride of a flash. I believe we can all take a lesson from this film, if you will, a lesson of the brutality of life and the wonder and magnificence of true and unfiltered love and affection. Rob and Diana truly are a match made in Heaven and the adventure they share is simply touching.

The characterization of Quaritizahn, our vicious, yet secretly sentimental reptilian king antagonist was shockingly well done. I nearly shed a tear as he mourned via his epic monologue whilst gazing over the grim horizon in the galactic palace above his luscious city.

But this flash is not without humor. Your portrayal of Barack Obama as a ninja-space-cowboy-megazord traveling back through time in order to save the Hindenburg was nothing less than a work of scriptwriting brilliance. Bravo! I'm not much of a man for political jokes - but when he socked the George Washington/Hitler/poltergeist/shark hybrid bear in the dick I could not help but emit a thunderous lol from the depths of my being.

All in all, every aspect of this masterwork comes together in a gourmet cuisine which the Flash community rarely sees outside of professional work. The story, the narration, the graphics, the music, the interactivity - a fine mesh of raw perfection.

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000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10 and 7/5!


FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

One thing I think the viewer will fail to realize is how the archetypes in this movie are so important to symbolize the religious aspects of the characters roles. Christinia really is a scapegoat, such as Jesus Christ was in the bible. The way she sacrifices her life for the simple love of Rob and Diana is a writing work of art that I have to give credit to MercatorMap. The fact that the two actually die and go to heaven is brilliant in the way that the scapegoats effect is the exact opoosite of what is expected, and therefore quite ironic.

The reptile was a very interesting character, and I think your artistic portrayal of his wrinkled, stress filled face showed just how terrible he hated his role as a king. when he jumped off of that cliff as he realized his kingdom was crumbling before his very eyes, it was apparent that the crackling city represented the fate of him, and died just as he hit the wet ground below.

I am very sad that we had to include a n****r in this film, and wasnt very pleased with the fact that it was Obama, but as you said it added a nice comic relief. It was hilarious when he was killed with that shotgun, and really represents the true intentions of the South!

Grand Job Sh0t-D0wn, I think we really created a masterpiece here.


pokerap masturbation pokerap masturbation

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I don't even know what to say.

The only negative thing I could say about this flash would be that the drawings lacked a bit and looked sloppy. But looking back I actually think that made it funnier. Don't get me wrong, the art was fantastic. I just mean sloppy in the sense that the brush was jagged instead of smoothed over.

The frame rate could be boosted up a bit, and the animation a tad smoother; but other than that this flash was glorious.

I have to hand it to you though, I admire how you did the entire rap rather than just a segment; and I enjoyed your drawings of each Pokemon very much.

Keep up the good work.


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Brawl Funnies [Dick 1] Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Glorious.

The blatant fanboyism that's plaguing your score makes it even better, in a sad way.

Regardless, this was a very well done flash. The art (when the joke wasn't focused on a bad art style) was extremely well done, and the animation itself was smooth and humorous. Not to mention the excellent voice acting on all your parts.

What really made me chuckle, however, was the expressions in just about every segment, so well done to all of you.

Keep it up.


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Perspective Tutorial . Perspective Tutorial .

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Marvelous

This may be the greatest perspective tutorial I've ever seen. It's small, but that's not a bad thing.

Your explanations are to the point and simple, and the atmosphere of the tutorial is very simple and not too flashy or distracting. Also the 3d model was genius and original.

I actually learned something here - thank you! This is going to show in my next flash for sure.


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Warrior RPG (beta) Warrior RPG (beta)

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

One main thing.

Battle sequences. If you keep what you have here, but add some sort of graphics to the fighting, you will have something very good. Even something easy, like a Pokemon-style set up would work.

Also add some music, increase the map size, and make it so that you don't restart in the town after every battle..


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D3m0n1c707 responds:

pokemon style is what i was working towards


selectiveExposure selectiveExposure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant!

Very original, very simple, very fun. Nothing overly complicated or drastic. The music is perfect, the colour scheme even, is perfect. Nice and smooth transitions... In short, this game is awesome. I hope to see more games from you.


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ETERNALGAM3R responds:

Wow, thank you! You've summed it all perfectly too. That was what I was going for exactly. Thanks for the comments.