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The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
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Guess Who? The Game (You lost BTW)
Pedo Donald Duck
The Blue Screen of Death
Pikachus' Vagina
Batman
Diddy Kong Racing
Whatever the fuck animal that is
Some guy
The "I see what you did thar" House
King Lionidas
MST3K
The T-rex Pilot
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Some Guy 2
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The Log Jammer
Windows Defualt
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Australia
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Bioshock
Dic
1$ in American Currency
Some Dead Guy
Bananas In Pajamas
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Toms 1, 2 AND 3
Hitler
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Obama
Produce
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Batmans' Last Supper
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20$ In American Currency
Joypig1990 and Myself (Yes, that's me)
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40 Lb. Box of Rape
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I CAME! Kid
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Some Unfortunate Man
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FACE!
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Well let's see here...
1. If you're wondering why the eggs in EM2 never came back it's because the .FLA is large enough and split into enough scenes that when I open the actions panel my comp freezes for five - ten minuets, and then freezes every time I type a command in, and I just don't have the time or patience. So never use scenes guys, they will screw you over.
2. The next Sparta dancefest movie involves Leonidas and a surprise guest shredding some carpet to a song you all will recognise, and it's almost done. I'd upload a pic, but that would ruin the surprise.
3. For Pico day I am going to voice over the intro prologue to Beauty and the Beast, only with Newgrounds related nouns.
4. I'm going on a band trip to Florida all this week, so if you happen to be in Disney world sometime, keep a look out for the Baldwin band.
5. ...Fuck.
EDIT: I have gotten a few PMs demanding moar Sparta. I haven't had ANY animation time at all in the past few weeks, which is why I have produced anything. (But I have 3 more Leonidas, 1's almost done, along with 4 other flashes in the works right nao so be patient.)
Updated: 05/20/08 3:14 PM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Yes, all those mindless loops are going into the Audio Portal for a reason. I am going to slowly build a feast fit for a king, the loops will get longer and better as the courses get more and more extravagant - all leading up to the main course.
The main course, whose identity will be disclosed at a later time, will be epic. It will take a long time to eat such a meal, it will also be furiously joyous with your excitement that you are actually eating something to awesome.
In Flash news, EM2 is going well, and will hopefully have a few different changing aspects to it.
And by that I mean different settings depending on your computers clock, different faces and such depending on how many eggs you've found and such.
4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak,
Out for the scramble weve got to get airborne;
Got to get up for the coming attack!
Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines!
Remove all the wheelblocks theres no time to waste!
Gathering speed as we head down the runway;
Gotta get airborne before its too late!
Running, scrambling, flying;
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again;
Ruuuuuuuuuun, liiiiiiiiiiiiiive to fly, fly to live, do or die;
Woooontchu?
Ruuuuuuuuuuun, live to fly, fly to live. aces high!
Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers;
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away.
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them;
Move to their blindsides and firing again.
Bandits at 8 oclock move in behind us,
Ten me-109s out of the sun;
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them-
Heading straight for them I press down my guns!
Rolling, turning, diving;
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again;
Ruuuuuuuuuun, liiiiiiiiiiiive to fly, fly to live, do or die,
Wooontchuu?
Ruuuuuuuuuuuun, liiiiiiive to fly, fly to live, AAAAACES HIIGH!

Well first off I'd like to thank you people for your kind words - and the daily third! It's like a dream come true.
With all this positive feedback I'm definitely going to do something with YMCA, right after Easter of course.
And speaking of Easter - I'm going to scrap EM2 and start over. I was re-watching what I have of it last night when I realised that it looks like I was trying to hard, and it just wouldn't connect. I don't even know how to explain it aside from "it was failing". The movements seemed a bit too stiff and the tension that I had tried to create was non-existent, which would lead to boredom and such while viewing.
I'm going to shorten the dialogue as well, so that I can put in the maximum amount of blood for all you action lovers.
And, since it is an Easter movie I am going to put FIFTY easter eggs into it! It'll be like a find and seek game, and your prize at the end will be based on how many secrets you find.
But since 50 is a bit of a large number to find in one sitting - I'm going to have two modes: "Pussy mode" - a mode that will save each egg you find in a cookie so that you won't have to find the same ones over and over again, and "manly mode" - which will NOT save your findings.
Of course manly mode will have to have some special prize associated with it, maybe a clip of what I had for Battalions or something.
More info to come, thanks again for the daily third everyone!
5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Sometime in the next two weeks Leonidas is going on a sea-fairing trip where he will sing his sailor heart out.

"We have a dieing rabbit on our hands here, Nurse and DAMN IT I'M NOT GONNA LOOSE THIS ONE!"

MFN got a higher score than I expected, lol. Hopefully Hey Santa Claus and An Easter Massacre 2 will do just as good, if not better. In other news, I started a game - where you toss planets into black holes to destroy varrous quadrants and galaxies. Hoorah.
Anyway, AEM2 is coming along nicely.

Well it looks like I wasn't able to animate 7,000 frames in a week :(. Ah well, I'll stock it away and submit it next year.
Madness aside, my move for (My Favorite) Nightmare by Metal Church is coming along nicely, and will definitely be ready for Halloween. I'm also working on a sub Flash in my spare time - starring the multiple heads of King Leonidas, singing Fate.

