I blame the French.
Lose all your credits.
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get a score of over 2500000!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Do a combo of 9!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!