Sh0T-D0wN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[.Oh Yeah Gurl.]

A Stunning Tale Which Will Be Retold For Centuries

At last, this pulchritudinous flash has come to fruition after all these long months. In all honesty I was beginning to think it would never be completed and ascend to its rightful place at the very peak of the NG top 50, yet it has! This is truly a day of celebration.

As for the flash itself, I especially adored the romantic tension you built between our protagonist Rob and the strong, yet feminine Christina. Their astonishing quest to put an end to their reptilian overlord's grip on the balls of mankind truly touched my soul and left me staggering on the edge of my seat throughout this brilliant fast-paced thrill-ride of a flash. I believe we can all take a lesson from this film, if you will, a lesson of the brutality of life and the wonder and magnificence of true and unfiltered love and affection. Rob and Diana truly are a match made in Heaven and the adventure they share is simply touching.

The characterization of Quaritizahn, our vicious, yet secretly sentimental reptilian king antagonist was shockingly well done. I nearly shed a tear as he mourned via his epic monologue whilst gazing over the grim horizon in the galactic palace above his luscious city.

But this flash is not without humor. Your portrayal of Barack Obama as a ninja-space-cowboy-megazord traveling back through time in order to save the Hindenburg was nothing less than a work of scriptwriting brilliance. Bravo! I'm not much of a man for political jokes - but when he socked the George Washington/Hitler/poltergeist/shark hybrid bear in the dick I could not help but emit a thunderous lol from the depths of my being.

All in all, every aspect of this masterwork comes together in a gourmet cuisine which the Flash community rarely sees outside of professional work. The story, the narration, the graphics, the music, the interactivity - a fine mesh of raw perfection.

15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10 and 7/5!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

One thing I think the viewer will fail to realize is how the archetypes in this movie are so important to symbolize the religious aspects of the characters roles. Christinia really is a scapegoat, such as Jesus Christ was in the bible. The way she sacrifices her life for the simple love of Rob and Diana is a writing work of art that I have to give credit to MercatorMap. The fact that the two actually die and go to heaven is brilliant in the way that the scapegoats effect is the exact opoosite of what is expected, and therefore quite ironic.

The reptile was a very interesting character, and I think your artistic portrayal of his wrinkled, stress filled face showed just how terrible he hated his role as a king. when he jumped off of that cliff as he realized his kingdom was crumbling before his very eyes, it was apparent that the crackling city represented the fate of him, and died just as he hit the wet ground below.

I am very sad that we had to include a n****r in this film, and wasnt very pleased with the fact that it was Obama, but as you said it added a nice comic relief. It was hilarious when he was killed with that shotgun, and really represents the true intentions of the South!

Grand Job Sh0t-D0wn, I think we really created a masterpiece here.

[Hunt of the Shoopacabra]

Genius!

I saw the preview you had of this a few months back - actually I was just thinking of that about about an hour ago... Weird. Anyway, brilliant! Very smooth, and an original twist to the Madness series.

I also lol'd when Dad made an appearance - bravo.

Alpha-Nuva responds:

Thank you. Dad was essential for a logical but hilarious ending.

[Why wasn't this BLAMMED]

Why did I lol?

Although it lacks everything, it still made me laugh. I don't know why - maybe just Eds laugh. Good job.

Heil responds:

silly jew

[* toothbrush]

Alright, I'm just going to say it.

Crap. Short and sweet. Do this to your next one:

The scene change: You tweened the TV static - not a good idea, all you need for that effect is two frames in a movie clip, with the static picture moved over just a little bit.

The humor: Dumb humor isn't that funny - the reason RC can pull it off is because of the way they present it.

The graphics: Bad. You need to speed it up first of all, make it smoother and put more effort into it (rather than just putting a circle on king Leonidas).

The voices: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T USE A COMPUTER VOICE! They are not funny nor entertaining, record your own and put a butt-load of emotion into the audio if you want it to be funny.

I hope to see a better version in the future :).

Frenzy responds:

I dont have a computer mic, so I can't make my own voices. But thanks for the review anyway :D

[madness kirby]

The music wins.

Great job on the music, although the screen could have been, er, "less close to the action". Nice joke at the end, but it seemed to stay on "I said I would be rig" for a few moments, sort of ruined it a bit. Anywho, good job.

JordanKinsley responds:

it is supose to say
what the heck i said id be right back but the... converting never converted that... for some reason ill try uploading it again... if i can fix it

[Sprite TV!]

Good job.

Graphics: I gave the graphics only and 8 because they were sprites - but dont get me wrong, they were done right.

Style: I thought everyone had a good style, that's it.
[Insert Robot Chicken accusation here]

Sound: GREAT. Especialy the Kirby/Mario part, what's that songs name?

Violence: Not much to say besides it was in there.

Interactivity: Not a game, screw this rating.

Humor: Funny, keep it up.

CIA responds:

Awesome! I love when people break down the score!
Thank you for taking the time to do that, and for watching!

[Matt takes drugs.]

That music was dead secksy.

Nice smooth graphics and animation. I could see a series coming out of this, good job.

Greyfox999 responds:

Rawr. Thank you.

[Depressed Lemmings]

You made me cry.

You braught back all the surpressed memories of that great game... Now I'm probably going to go dig my old Snes out of my closet just to play the old Lemmings. I LOVE IT! Great depiction of the game - you could have done more with the exploasions though. (I lol'd at "You saved 0%)

FireHound responds:

Oh, I didn't know it was made available on the snes too? I used to play it on my old crappy pc :)

[NG Audio Portal]

Nice.

I love your graphics, and the animation was quite smooth. Alas I'll plague you by saying "it needs to be longer!" (lol). Maybe add a scene showing what happens to accepted audio in the system and the music hell that awaits crap songs...

Again, good job!

chillyphilly responds:

Haha thanks man...I'd make it longer but im really busy...i know, no excuses.

[.:Clay life 2!:.]

Nifty.

Good claymation. A suggestion though: you need to work on voice acting. Like when you said "Die!", it would be far funnier if you screamed at the top of your lungs "Die you mother f***!!!!" (If your not against swearing, even then a more emotional "Die!" would make it better).

bd1000 responds:

I see what you're trying to say.I will remember that.